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Dan Lerch - #1 Christmas Hit

from It's a Badgerful Life (2019) by badgerland

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I've tried making folk songs, 80s synth pop
I've played heavy metal, and jazzy tunes too
But No one seems to listen, can't get on the charts
I'm not on the radio
Did I make my record on the moon?

If I sing a country song
Santa's gonna make me go number one
If I twang just a little bit,
All the elves are gonna come see me play
It'll be standing room only, finally gettin' paid
But here I am Christmas Eve, with boxes of merch and no royalty checks my way

Friends had a heart to heart, say I should get a real job
This music thing ain't working out, It's always testing my faith
All I want for Christmas, is a nuu-uumber one hit
So I'm reaching out to Spotify with some fluffed together BEEP

Why is rock dying ? I blame computers. I complained on twitter, people said OKBoomer. Gotta face the facts. Santa likes minstrels.

Gonna have to suck it up so I can get on his nice list

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from It's a Badgerful Life (2019), released December 25, 2019

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