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Dan Lerch - Elden Ring Christmas

from Merry Christmas (2022) by badgerland

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Sorry Mom, I can’t come up for Christmas, I’m playing a video game, it’s called Elden Ring

Sorry Dad, I can’t help with the lights, I’m raising stats, for a crazy boss fight 

[chorus]
Go forth ye to the lands in between, where the holidays are a memory 
Spamming the controller, Santa got me in twenty sixteen 

My fingers ache like never before
As I make my way to become Elden Lord
Go forth ye tarnished 
to the erd tree of ancients 

[Verse]
Grandma, I know that you are here, but I can’t hit pause, I’ll be mauled by wolves

For Christmas, I’d like a smithing stone, and an ash or war, that does faith damage 

[Chorus]

[verse]
Sorry cousins, No Pokémon this year
Or Animal Crossing, my flask needs sacred tears

But this Christmas, there’s my Twitch stream 
 
As I die again, over and over again
[chorus]

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from Merry Christmas (2022), released December 18, 2022

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