Name: Punchlines
Duration: P00H02M48S
Description: A song about bad jokes shared from generation to generation.

Davey Von Stone - Punchlines

from Stock Photo Soundtrack by badgerland

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A song about bad jokes shared from generation to generation.

lyrics

Why'd the builder not build the house?
Because he didn't wanna build it...
Son, you gotta work on your punchlines.
Son, you gotta work on your punchlines.

What's red and not good for your teeth?
A Brick...
Son, you gotta work on your timing.
Son, you gotta work on your timing.

When I was young I asked my father
If love could be true.
He said "Son, you can't have your
Cate and your Edith too."
And that's the moment when my mother
Raised the frying pan
A-right-up-over her head.
And now we're just thankful
That Dad ain't dead.
That Dad ain't dead.

Why'd the builder not build the house?
Because he didn't wanna build it...
Son, you gotta work on your punchlines.
Son, you gotta work on your punchlines.

What's red and not good for your teeth?
A Brick...
Son, you gotta work on your timing.
Son, you gotta work on your timing.

credits

from Stock Photo Soundtrack, released June 15, 2022
Davey Von Stone - Vocals, Ukulele, Piano, Percussion
Graham Downey - Bass
Jordan Gladstone - Bass
Dave Smith - Saxophone
Ben DeVries - Trumpet, Vocals
John & John John Von Stone - Intergenerational Jokes

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Badgerland is based in Southwestern Ontario, Canada and gathers songs from across Canada, the US, and the world.

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