Novice Chainbreaker - Who Put The Punk Rock Spikes On The Turkey?

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Who put the punk rock spikes on the turkey? what a sight and unseen, no one’s pointing the finger, at Grandma Josephine.

Who put the punk rock spikes on the turkey? What a thing to believe, no one’s thinking it was cousin Verlina or Great Uncle Steve.

But everyone thinks it was the teenage daughter who’s been acting kind of strange, she’s been playing those 3 chord songs in her room and dressing kind of deranged.

Did the daughter put the punk rock spikes on the turkey? Sitting out in the raw. She’s got her family in awe. Could be against the law.

Did the daughter put the punk rock spikes in the turkey? She’s always been a contrarian, so it could’ve been a protest move because she’s a vegetarian. She’s the kind of girl who lives by conviction and is always part of a scene, she works every week at the soup kitchen at the church of the Nazarene. Because she’s got a really good heart.

No one can say who did what was done to the turkey, but the house guests are coming later from Albuquerque. The mom confessed that she didn’t want to cook anyways, so thank the Lord the Thai food place is still open on the holiday.

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from Stock Photo Soundtrack, released June 15, 2022

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