Derek Joyce (feat. Solomon Dugdale) - Last Minute Shopper

from Chicken Milk (2021) by Various Artists

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I’d like to dedicate this to my wife and the crib board table I never made her
And to my parents for that log cabin restaurant date we never went on
And to any substandard gift attributed to my general tardiness

I am a last minute shopper
Help! I need some gift ideas for my mother and my sister and my wife oh dear
I am a last minute shopper
Yeah I’m wandering round superstore at 3am trying to remember if you like peanut m&ms

I’m the reason stores are open 24/7
Wanna see me stressed, well its turned up to 11
I just want to find the perfect gift for you
But I’m walking round this busy mall like it’s a giant game of clue

(Chorus)

Boys I need your help, what can we get momma? What would she like? *insert kids ideas*

I know I should treat you better
Shoulda been thinking of this back in November
Shouldn’t be running around on Christmas Eve in a panic
I’ll make it up to you
Please accept this IOU

He is a last minute shopper
If you see him in the aisles lend a hand he’s a desperate man without a plan
He is a last minute shopper
I told him what I wanted months ago yet he’s still out there driving on those icy roads

Not even Amazon prime can help me now
I’m on my own
I regret all my choices in life
I just wanna be at home

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from Chicken Milk (2021), released December 10, 2021

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