Dan Lerch - The Monopoly That Stole Christmas

from Chicken Milk (2021) by Various Artists

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Hey Santa , it’s Jeff Bezos, you can’t compete with me

I bought Christmas, for 30 billion, and renamed it Amazon

Replacing elves with robots, and breaking up their union. I dine on prances reindeer meat while Mrs clause clause cries.

Santa, I shut your workshop down , burned it down. ho ho ho. Santa, you little fat man That’s just business, so too bad.

Hey Alexa, let me know , who was Saint Nick: St Nick. I’m sorry I don’t know what that is.

Hey Children quit crying. Your shipping will still be free.

Replacing reindeer with faster drones. I can see them now from my rocket ship. Every day is Christmas because I’m super fascist and ultra rich

Santa, I bought your workshop, burned it down. ho ho ho. Santa you little fat man That’s just business, so too bad.

Santa, you messed with Amazon, now you’re paying the price. Santa, you little fat man. That’s just business.

Ho ho ho!

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from Chicken Milk (2021), released December 10, 2021

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